ultrabitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Sonic Christmas Carol]

You fucked up. Knuckles is dressed as the Ghost of Christmas Present, Amy as the Ghost of Past, and the clock was meant to strike One.

Among other things.

SapphireLuna responds:

nobody cares, thanks

[Why Frozen Won't Be in KH]

Frozen will TOTALY end up in a Kindom Hearts game.

KH is all about important people getting kidnapped and villains coming back. After Hans got sent back home, all it takes is a boat ride and a kidnapping, and WHAM. Evil mode back on!

Elvic responds:

Absolutely! Frozen is too much of a money maker for it not to be incorporated in the game SOMEWHERE... I'm guessing a summon if they don't have time to create a whole world and story.

[A Robot In Disguise]

Bleh.

It's been done.

And it's not much of a movie when the credits are as long as the movie.

hrechkaness responds:

You fail at judging time :)

[Sexeymeow simdate V. 1.0]

Not great, but there's worse...

There just isn't enough furry hentai on Newgrounds. And you're not adding to it. What the hell are you doing saying you've got furry porn when you haven't?!

Okay, it was funny. A damn good mockery of the other strip games. But no furry chicks. That's so unfair.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

holy shit if you're really a 20 year old woman then what the fuck is wrong with you? I mean seriously get the fuck off newgrounds you yiffing asshat, I made this because I hate people like you.

[sonic movie madness 3.1.2]

Yay! I love this stuff!

You know, in all honesty you should have edited this into your Sonic Movie Madness 3.1.1. It's not important. Doesn't make itany less great.

I love the track 'This Machine'. And the stormtroopers. And Hyper Shadow. And Rouge talking again, only to make herself an icecream. I should have reviewed this sooner. I don't think it was that she had lousy voiceactors before. It was just that her voice fizzed and buzzed all the time, worse than Omega.

But now it doesn't and that's great!

I'm so glad Chris gets everything that's coming to him, the annoying jerk.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

righto

Well if i edited this into 3.11, i had to downgrade the graphics and sound so much that your head exploded.. it's better this way, trust me ^^; i have to keep it within 5 mb here afterall.

Her voice fizzed? first she had a too deep one, then my sister did it, she has a great voice.. and she also has a great form of dyslexia and is extremely bad in English, resulting in corny lines.. the fuzzy stuff is my own fault, since i didn't know how to handle sound with flash yet at the time.. and still barely

And Chris punishements aren't over yet ^^; he had a job to do for Sauroman after all..

[Tails' chance for stardom]

I love Tails!

Yay! Hurray! I also love this movie! I want Nike shoes! If I wasn't shit poor I'd buy them! Come on, I love Roger's movies! Make more with him!

Okay, so I didn't get the plot, but hey, who needs one?

iflfan responds:

Thanks but to be honest kid he told me after he and I worked on this one that he wouldn't make anymore ideas for strangers and I wasn't really one of Roger's true friends at first. I just was interested in making ideas for flash ideas but because this was one that he truly hated and plus he probably thinks that I'm a loser anyway so I'm not going to work with him anymore and also I don't want to.

[Mobius Park (preview)]

Sonic the South Park?

Okay, so the preveiw was kind of crap. But a movie could be pretty good!

Oh My God! They killed Tails!

Gasq responds:

Oh my god! You are correct sir!

[Sonic has indigestion]

What a piece of crap...

Geez, this is about as funny as Barry Manilow. It totally bites.

Especially the ening.

Sonic eating too many chili dogs? It's been done before and it'll be done again. It's time to think up a slightly more original take on it, one that doesn't end in the world exploding.

MilesTailsPrower responds:

actually, I was unaware this had been done before, doesn't surprise me though. The world didnt blow up... just the screen :p Thanks anyways (man what happened to my be an ass to those who give bad reviews attitude?)

[sonic movie madness 2]

Hot springs eternal. I think...

I don't want it to be concluded! I want it to go on forever!

It's a pity Bush hasn't been shot yet though.

Was that hotspring scene really nessecery?

Yes, yes it probably was. How many people pressured you for shots of a naked Rouge?

Robot Amy is so sadistic! And I just love randome character deaths! The blood makes me curiously happy...

I can't wait for the next part...

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Hot spring was necesairy yeah, for amy to discover a fast way to the vulcano and indeed cause blood and fanservice is an extra bit of sauce to amke flashmovies more spicier..Anyway i didnt show any details so it's not that bad..
And the other sonic movei madness movies won't contain nudity..
So don't worry about that..and Bush get's his fun later on..see you next time!

[sonic movie madness1]

So funny I threw up laughing...

Yay! Go, death of Smurfs! More explosions! More violence! More humour! More deaths of Smurfs!

Less Bush though. If you must put him in a movie, have him getting shot with an assault rifle or something. Serve the tosser right...

Poor Rouge. Getting turned into a mute like that. It's a tragedy.

Oh well, at least Tails didn't die. He's so cute when he stands around looking cute.

Will Amy take over the world? Will pink be the presiding colour of the national flag? Will the One Ring get destroyed? Will my hangover quit bugging me like this? I'm going to watch the sequel right now to find out!

Hurrah!

And I see you're still making an awful lot of spelling mistakes...

RogerregoRRoger responds:

spelling errors is my speciality..
Rouge will be cured in part 3, and bush get's punished later on, i can't kill one of the main villains right at the start you know..
Thanks for hte review, and die smurfs!! :D