ultrabitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Meets Movie Sonic]

The movie sonic looks like some kind of monkey-sonic-dog hybrid.

[A Sonic Christmas Carol]

You fucked up. Knuckles is dressed as the Ghost of Christmas Present, Amy as the Ghost of Past, and the clock was meant to strike One.

Among other things.

SapphireLuna responds:

nobody cares, thanks

[You Lovely Lovers]

I didn't feel nauseated at all, although I was surprised. It's nice to see a couple in love.

[Sonic Meets Ray & Mighty]

OH GOD MY MOUTH WON'T CLOSE

[Vectors Knickers]

Well, now we know what Nack does for money while he waits on Sega's call.

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 7]

Gamma and Big, a Cute Couple?

That's begging for Crackfic.

[A Whole New World - Aladd]

There is one thing that nobody, anywhere, has bothered with thinking about.

Aladdin and Jasmine go for a romantic carpet ride. They are making out. Carpet is sentient. Carpet gets them to kiss.

WHY DOES NOBODY EVER GET OFF THEIR ASS AND POINT ANY OF THIS SHIT OUT?!

[How Joker got his scars?]

Technically nobody knows how Joker got his scars. Not even him. I always feel like people could do with trying a little harder when they do one of these. Sure make it funny, but this doesn't feel like anything new.

Still, the very ending was pretty cool...

[TidBits 7 Bees]

While... amusing, you seem to be hyped on the environment.

These pesticides, once banned in the UK because of pressure from our good bullying neighbours Germany and France, resulted in... you guessed it... food production being down about a third as a result of THE DAMN PESTS that the Pesticide was killing.

[Red Hedge 5]

Shadow and everybody.