ultrabitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["When sidekicks get ..."]

Poor lil' Tails...

You really don't like Tails, do you? Oh, he gets such a bashing in this movie. Poor guy.

But hey, it was really funny! Why notdo a sequel - Knuckles is even more stupid than Tails! (Although Tails isn't stupid at all...) Come on, don't let a little bad press get you down.

[Sonic: Kill Yoshi]

Woot! Blood! I love blood!

There's not many Flash movies that deal out the amount of death and destruction it takes to satisfy Ultrabitch, but this is one of them!

Sonic! Kill Yoshi!! Go weild that shotgun!!!

How did you get away with calling this something for all ages though?

It doesn't matter. The only important thing is the blood.

Go, blood!

[The Letter A]

What the...

One easy to answer question...

HOW THE HELL did this come up when I did a search for 'Sonic'?

I know that this is probably your first Flash movie, but you don't have to publish it on the Internet to know that it works!

[Sonic Gone Bad]

Below average...

Not really that great. I'll admit it was a funny idea, but you could have done a lot more with it.

Still, practice makes perfect, eh?

[Sonic v Mario (prev fix)]

How is this a movie?

This bites. How is it a movie? I don't care if it's only your first, it doesn't even stop, let alone start.

Or is it the other way around?

Either way, you have two choices - take it off and complete it, or make a part two, and if this is so utterly crap I can't see anybody watching your part two anyway.

[sonic movie madness 2]

Hot springs eternal. I think...

I don't want it to be concluded! I want it to go on forever!

It's a pity Bush hasn't been shot yet though.

Was that hotspring scene really nessecery?

Yes, yes it probably was. How many people pressured you for shots of a naked Rouge?

Robot Amy is so sadistic! And I just love randome character deaths! The blood makes me curiously happy...

I can't wait for the next part...

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Hot spring was necesairy yeah, for amy to discover a fast way to the vulcano and indeed cause blood and fanservice is an extra bit of sauce to amke flashmovies more spicier..Anyway i didnt show any details so it's not that bad..
And the other sonic movei madness movies won't contain nudity..
So don't worry about that..and Bush get's his fun later on..see you next time!

[sonic movie madness1]

So funny I threw up laughing...

Yay! Go, death of Smurfs! More explosions! More violence! More humour! More deaths of Smurfs!

Less Bush though. If you must put him in a movie, have him getting shot with an assault rifle or something. Serve the tosser right...

Poor Rouge. Getting turned into a mute like that. It's a tragedy.

Oh well, at least Tails didn't die. He's so cute when he stands around looking cute.

Will Amy take over the world? Will pink be the presiding colour of the national flag? Will the One Ring get destroyed? Will my hangover quit bugging me like this? I'm going to watch the sequel right now to find out!

Hurrah!

And I see you're still making an awful lot of spelling mistakes...

RogerregoRRoger responds:

spelling errors is my speciality..
Rouge will be cured in part 3, and bush get's punished later on, i can't kill one of the main villains right at the start you know..
Thanks for hte review, and die smurfs!! :D

[Mack Daddy Sonic (VGM)]

Groove it baby, groove it!

I don't usually like dancing movies, but this one was actually quite funny and cool.

I loved Tails as DJ and Sonic breakdancing is hilarious. The music was pretty good too.

Lets see a sequel! A sequel in which Sonic and Mario battle it out - on the dancefloor!

[sonic and other madness 3]

My god, that's so damn funny!!!

Woot! Go, death of Chris! But there's so many unanswered questions! Will Sonic get a separation? How many times is Shadow going to die? Is Big really gay? Will Rouge ever strip? Will I ever shut up?

These questions, and many others, may or may not be answered, ever!

Come on, do a Sonic Battle spoof! Come on! Come on!

It's so cool! I wish the sound on my PC worked!

RogerregoRRoger responds:

the sequel is already been made, check sonic movie madness 1 and 2...part 3 is coming..some day..

[Improved Shadow vs...]

Not all that good...

Okay, it's nice to see Shadow fight Mario for a change. But there's honestly not much to it. Perhaps some interaction, a little more speech...

Otherwise, it's just kind of dull.