ultrabitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Shits]

You know, just because you try and make something so bad it's good, it's STILL BAD.

It IS possible to parody things without the need for terrible art.

[badger ver.1]

Badger infinity...

I bet this is the song they play on loop in places they torture people in.

[Sonic Shorts Volume 5]

Ugh...

This is not a short. This is crap, and are you TRYING to induce an epileptic fit?

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 8]

Crappy

Look who's trying to cash in on a high-quality series with a piece of crap.

You do realise you're supposed to make more than one short to actually use the plural form, right? And more than one entry to try and qualify as a series?

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 6]

Hail to the king...

Oh yeah, I LOVE that one with Scourge. I think EVERYBODY was thinking, "I'd like to gank dat ass".

Oh yeah, hail to the king, baby. Twat he may be but Scourge sure makes black leather look good!

[A diary of an unborn kid.]

Yeah, why?

I heard this a while ago, though it didn't have the animation, and it was a bit longer - mommy and daddy were talking about the baby. Aw, blue eyes, and blond hair. Ain't that nice?

"Why did you kill me mommy?"

"That one's easy - You were born too close to my heart; I would have died and therefore you would never have been born and by the time that happened you WOULD have been capable of feeling pain, and even if you had survived you wouldn't have HAD a mommy to put your arms around. But the pro-lifers would have preferred the high risk of two deaths. Sorry 'bout that, small, almost brainless fetus."

[A Robot In Disguise]

Bleh.

It's been done.

And it's not much of a movie when the credits are as long as the movie.

hrechkaness responds:

You fail at judging time :)

[Knuckles Briefs]

Awesome!

Yeah, this is a real laugh. But what would Blaze say? What would she say, huh?

[Narwhals]

Heh...

I know somebody whose username is Narwhal.

She loved this.

[Crazy-Ass Renaldo Rangers]

Super Crazy Ass!

A parody of a parody! So cool!

Wait, not cool, the other word, what is it? Oh yes, crap.

No, really. It's cool.