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[Shadow - Brian Boitano MV]

Oh, god, I'm having a nosebleed...

This thing is so b!tchingly funny I nearly died. I'm going to keep watching it until I start shedding, and then I'm gonna go shag Shadow.
I only heard that music on South Park The Movie, but you got it great with Shadow kicking ass and I'm going to show it to all my friends!!!!!

[Mario VS Shadow e2 FIXED]

Hey, this is good!

Not brilliant, but I think it's about as good as this movie is going to get. And I loved it when Shadow kicked Mario's flabby butt. Practice makes perfect, keep improving!

[Sonic Vs Shadow!!!!!!]

This sucked quite a lot...

I give you 10 for effort. But the Sonic Underground theme music does not go well with Shadow and Sonic beating the crap out of each other. Come to thing of it, it doesn't go well with anything... But hey... All the sprites were blurred and there didn't seem to be much point to any of this. So for the next one, get some story-telling practice in first.

[Mario vs. Shadow]

It's the first, I'll give you that much...

Okay, so it was constructed fine and all that... but honestly, it is dull, colourless, and I wouldn't watch it again if you paid me.

[Lemmings: Deus Ex Machina]

All that death...

This was kind of like something called Bunnykill, and its sequel Bunnykill 2. Ever see it? There's about the same amount of death and apart from lemmings and the movng screen squishing the foolhardy, this seemed about the same. I still loved it though, and I wanna see more!

[Review: Alien vs Predator]

It's good...

Not the movie. I never saw the movie, much as I wanted to. But your review of it is great, and furthermore, it's similar to other reviews on AVP, only animated. Makes me glad I didn't see it, eh?

[Luigi vs tails Battle!]

I do enjoy these fight scenes...

I love these multiple ending movies. Chaos kicks ass! But that's Sega two out of three.

Eat boxing glove, Luigi you bitch!

[Tails' chance for stardom]

I love Tails!

Yay! Hurray! I also love this movie! I want Nike shoes! If I wasn't shit poor I'd buy them! Come on, I love Roger's movies! Make more with him!

Okay, so I didn't get the plot, but hey, who needs one?

iflfan responds:

Thanks but to be honest kid he told me after he and I worked on this one that he wouldn't make anymore ideas for strangers and I wasn't really one of Roger's true friends at first. I just was interested in making ideas for flash ideas but because this was one that he truly hated and plus he probably thinks that I'm a loser anyway so I'm not going to work with him anymore and also I don't want to.

[Tails Makes A Mistake CT]

Let's dance...

Wow! Let's dance to the music! Okay, I've seen it before, but it's pretty funny. Could do with a little more to it. Perhaps a sequel?

[A New Bunny]

What the *blip*?

Sure, it was funny for a little while. But my main fear was that my teachers would hear me listening to it. It sure was loud. And Buzzed Bunny sure was high on crack, or whatever he gets high on.