ultrabitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[sonic joins nintendo]

Sonic joins Nintendo?

What the hell had this to do with Sonic joining Nintendo?

More to the point, what the hell had this to do with anything? There was nothing here. No plot, no speech...

Maybe it's just that my computer does't have sound. But that sucked to hell and back.

Whatever you do, don't ever make something that crap again.

Please.

[Tail's Skate Power]

Cool and cute!

Not the most interesting thing in the world, but certainly original. Watching Tails do tricks was really cool. Wouldn't this make a great game?

Aw... poor Tails broke his skateboard.

A sequel would be good too. Something a bit more interactive and more fun.

[Sonic Candy Fight]

Who wants candy?

Aw... Tails and Sonic fighting over candy... Heh! Made me laugh!

It's just a shame we couldn't choose who gets the candy.

Poor little Tails. To die so young...

A sequel! Make a sequel!

[They Call Me Sonic]

You call this a movie?!

How can you call this a movie? Have I missed something? There's no plot! No action! No anything!

Get a grip on your worse than megre scripting skills.

Gasq responds:

Can I take you home with me?

[Tails's Takeover]

Not bad. Not good, but not bad...

Okay, so Tails pounds Sonic. Rather badly.

You didn't put much thought into this, did you? And in my personal opinion, there wasn't enough blood. Then again, it takes a lot to satisfy my bloodlust.

It's not bad. It's certainly a change to see Advance sprites in a Flash movie for a change.

So go on, keep practicing.

[Sonic Dance Party]

You make me feel like dancing...

What sort of Flash movie was that? Was it supposed to make me laugh at Sonic's dancing antics?

What dancing? Jiggling with rings? How's that dancing?

Damn but I couldn't find anything of amusement or interest in that whatsoever. Next time you make a Flash movie, make one with some vauge attempt at a plot, okay?

Okay, so it wasn't as bad as some of the things I've seen. But it could use a lot more thought to it.

[MvS:A Very Special Ending]

Blow that blue jerk up! (Megaman, not Sonic)

Alright! Lets watch Megaman being that dumbass he always is. Why can't more Flash movis show him dying horribly?

I must say, even if Sonic and Mario as buddies isn't particuarly imaginitive, it does make a change to the normal "I pound yo' fat plumber ass" approach.

Lets see more buddyness! C'mon! It's good for what ails ya.

[sonic the jerk]

Gouge those eyes!

Okay, so it wasn't brilliant. But S-man got what he's been asking for. Some serious death!

Why won't my damn sound work?

You could have made the diversion better. More blood! And the ending really bites. Just keep taking notice of constructive advice, okay? Especially the constructive advice of Ultrabitch.