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[Sonic vs Chronic]

Heh... drug testing...

I liked it when Chronic was tested for drugs, but other than that, this was pretty dull. It could use having a plot and a little more interaction.

[Sonic VS Shadow vgs]

Ugh, what crap...

What the hell was going on there? Where did those other fighters come from? What was with the disjointed speech bubbles? And the endings sucked.

Furthermore, what's with that 'other planet' crap? It all feels like a rushed attempt to try something new, but nothingactually happens. These vs. fights are supposed to be funny, but I nearly rotted from boredom!

[Sonic: Uncut 3]

Woot!

Ha! That was so cool! I loved it when Shadow told Cream about him being bullied. And the drag race was pretty good.

Poor Tails. That kid never gets it right does he? Why can't Sonic mess up his own room? What Tails needs is a girlfriend. Cream.

Shame Rouge didn't get much of a part in it. Then again, neither did Amy.

Shadow and Maria? That's not particuarly new.

[Suicide Can Be Fun]

WTF?!

How did this piece of junk come up in my search for Sonic?

I've never seen such a load of crap in my life, and hideous deaths usually make me laugh.

What is the point of putting this shit up when there's only one method of death?

[Just Another Day fr Sonic]

Not too shabby...

I can't say it's the best thing I've seen, but then again, some of it was very funny, especially Knuckles with the GBA. The ending was a bit dull though.

It wasn't all that original and there wasn't much of a plot either. But then again, since when could you say that about any of the Sonic Advance games?

[Sonic: Uncut 2]

Yay! Go tequilla!

I loved it! Shadow overloaded with guns! Tails put in the cargo hold, then in a luggage compartment?

Best of all was when they got drunk in the last scene.

Tails becomes a drug dealer, god he's so cute! And Amy, stripping then getting it down with Sonic? He'd have to be drunk too.

Shadow the drugged up Nam veteran? Well, that would explain a lot from the original.

We just didn't see enough of Knuckles. When he's out of the spotlight he seems to be the voice of reason, rather than the voice of a riot starter. And Amy was the wrong shadow of pink, it should have been lighter to make more of a distinction.

And besides, we never saw her hammer!

Hey, if there's another one, you need Rouge!!!

[Sonic: Uncut]

It's fun to be at the Y M C A!

Hot damn, this was so funny! I'm so glad the computers at my college have sound! Shadow is a psychopath! Sonic has a child-friendly kitchen (most likely for Tails) Tails is starting to split from Sonic, incredibly feebly!

Woot! Funny! Funny!

More! More!

(Heads off to the sequel)

[sonic 4 Thematrix]

Strange...

Despite the amount of glorified violence, this was awful. There was no real feel for the Matrix in it. It was just like you put something together in twenty minutes and then though, 'screw it, I'm bored.'

[Sonic has indigestion]

What a piece of crap...

Geez, this is about as funny as Barry Manilow. It totally bites.

Especially the ening.

Sonic eating too many chili dogs? It's been done before and it'll be done again. It's time to think up a slightly more original take on it, one that doesn't end in the world exploding.

MilesTailsPrower responds:

actually, I was unaware this had been done before, doesn't surprise me though. The world didnt blow up... just the screen :p Thanks anyways (man what happened to my be an ass to those who give bad reviews attitude?)