ultrabitch's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[infect. evolve. repeat.]

I think the main trouble is that this relies too much on luck. You can get like, six or seven time bonuses on the early levels but no upgrades even during all that extra time. Later you may get plenty or none at all.

But boy is this game addictive.

[Samsara Room]

I didn't get it until I read the reviews.

Hey, at least I'm out of the room, eh?

But, uh... Who stuffed me in that clock anyway?

[Slime Laboratory]

The controls are absolutely terrible; they're not tight at all. It's a shame because the concept is pretty cool.

[Beat The Hooker]

What a load of suck.

[Teddys Excellent Adventure]

I know this is short and not very in-depth, but it's SO CUTE!!!!

Teddy found his girl!

[South Park's Heroin Hero]

Yeah, I've seen this episode. No points, no catching the dragon, no point... and no end to it.

Stupid game, but fun in a nostalgic way.

And now I need some Rehab Hero.

[Theme Hotel]

Torture your snobs

Just to annoy rich guests, I deliberately put their presidential suites above places like the laundry, and the gym, between my discos and below my pools. And there's a bowling alley next to my regular suites. And I was capable of entirely surrounding my Open Air Cafe.

But people still say my infrastructure is good. What does that MEAN?

Also, this game is a rip of Sim Tower.

[Zombies vs Penguins]

Madagascar?

Have you ever seen the Penguins of Madagascar series? This reminded me of that. You know, with the commando penguins. And even the way they're drawn.

I liked the animations, but this was just way too slow and it's been done many times before. This would feel a lot better as a platform shooter than as a puzle game.

[London Riots: The Game]

What a load of ass...

It's slow, repetitive, and boring. Very boring. There's no incentive to keep playing. No upgrades, no way to get back rioters or convert more to your cause, no... substance. I've played worse but I can't think of any right now.

[Blaze The Cat Dress Up]

YAY!

Okay so you can't get her covered in cum like Amy but she sure can look pretty hot...

I want a Rouge one.