ultrabitch's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Aquacubes]

Yay!

Glorious fun! And I completed it!

Hey, when's the survival mode going to be ready?

Hurrah for fantastically addictive puzzle games!

[Harry by Stressbuster1]

Isn't Harry GREAT?!?!?!?! (My fat ass he is)

Oh, I love Harry... like I love flesh-eating bacteria! It was so good to see other people hating him too. There should have been more violence and pain though.

Much more.

Hey, next time, you should have shoved that wand up his fat ass. And when he was back in the book... set it on fire. This could have been so much ruder and funnier, but it's good for a start.

[Pandemic]

Destroy the Earth? Yes, Please!

Well, I always wanted to destroy the world through disease, and thanks to your guid, I can do so in about 80 days.

I guess it's a shame there's not much more to it. You know, like seeing how people are grotesquely deformed or what your virus looks like under a microscope...

It's all numbers. Jolly good fun, but all numbers.

I guess it would be nice if a sequel involved more sections, or took into account the health capabilities of each country.

My mum thought the music was nice and peaceful. Heh heh...

[Cosmic Crush]

Yeah, it was okay...

I guess that the level thing was okay, though I would have liked more levels, possibly infinite levels, and definitely more planet types that my planet could be.

But the survival thing was unfair. There were hardly any smaller asteroids - in fact there were hardl;y any anything at the start. While floating around looking for them I'd always get sucked into a planet.

Which is a shame because this is a really addictive game.

[Sonic Character Designer]

Cool!

It's really, really good, but I think there should be more options for the design of female characters. Like eyelashes, and maybe breasts.

Also it would be nice if there were a few hat options.

[Zelda: Lampshade]

Meh...

It's a good game, if rather anti-climatic. I played it and all I got was the dumb 'fin' screen!

[Elf Girl Sim Date RPG]

Why aren't there more sim dates for girls?

It's good. But what am I supposed to do now that all the girls are my Girlfriends?

And they don't do much when you actually kiss them.

Still, it's a fun game. It lasted me quite a while. But how the hell do you get those damn cheats?

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

What's the point?

Ugh... I got bored after five minutes. I don't know what the point of this was, but it didn't excite me in the least.

[Kitten Cannon!]

This has got to be bad for my sanity...

A game like this can't be good for me. I mean, it's so much fun! 1,208 feet was my record (the stupid score submit took too long to load). The sound effects were great. Make a kitty cannon two! It just can't be healthy to enjoy this game, but that's probably why I did.

[Sonic Pacman]

Eat those ghosts!

Hey, Pac-Man is pretty damn addictive! You've made a pretty good conversion, though you could have put some more effort into it. The only thing you changed was Pac-Man.