ultrabitch's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Phantom Mansion: Orange]

It's okay...

I guess my main problem is that Hector's too pushy. It's way too easy to push a box into a wall and get it stuck and have to restart the level. Also, all the games are the same.

It's not a bad idea, it's just... repetitive.

[Feudalism]

Ugh... bugs...

I couldn't work out how to swap weapons to the bow, and I could never buy new troops when I needed them so I ended up taking on armies on my own.

[Holo Holo Island]

Another bloody demo...

There should be a ban on demos of full games being put up on Newgrounds for the sole reason of selling stuff. I mean, a demo is one thing if there's going to be a free full version eventually, but honestly, nobody is going to buy this. There's nothing wrong with it but there's dozens of Bubble Shooting clones out there.

[Age Of Japan]

Another tile game

Do you have any idea how many swap tile games are on Newgrounds at the moment? What's more, do you know how many demos of tile games there are? More than we need. Oh, and the tiles are a bit tricky to swap at times.

[Rome Puzzle]

Not another demo...

I like tile games. It was good fun, then I realised it was just a demo. Freaking bastards. A demo of a game is one thing when you're still working on it, but when you just want to get people to buy the full game...

[The Rise of Atlantis]

Rise and Fall

I like this game, because it's attractive and slightly new ideas are involved (although I've seen others just like it) but why'd you have to publish only a demo? A demo of the first three levels, and the full version you have to buy. That blows. This might have kept me entertained for weeks if it didn't end four levels early.

[Black Sheep Acres]

Well... okay

It's pretty good. It's nice looking. But it's far too hard. You need too many shots even to kill measly rabbits, the moles don't stay around long enough, and things are too expensive.

It's also hard to aim. I had to unload about five pistol shots into each rabbit before they'd drop dead.

And there's no damn blood!

So make a sequel and improve.

[Detective Grimoire]

Great!

My main problem is that I worked out who it was quite early on. At least you didn't try to trick us (apart from the pretty obvious framing) but there were some pointless questions, like the soft toys.

On the other hand, this was a great detective game, though I'd have liked to see more of that creepy little girl.

Make more of these things!

[Pokemon Shoot 2]

Ugh...

Okay, so shooting Pokemon is fun. But not with such lousy collision detection. There's no way you can hit the little bastards.

[Dress Paris in Jail]

Just another Dressup

It's just another dressup, this time playing on that spoilt bitch Paris' little stretch in Jail. Fucking media parasite. I hate her, and I think this game is so dull and uninspired.