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[Dark Cut 3]

You meh...

The game works well enough, but it's just too hard. All the knocking and stuff slows you down and the sedation runs out too quickly. The music is distracting too.

The sedation even runs down after you sort out her foot and there's nothing you can do there. As soon as the sedation runs out the nurse's health pretty much crashes, and she dies.

[Stamper's Quest For Fags]

Not good..

Kind of unfair. I mean, a lot of the bees are pretty much unjumpable, and the cacti, you need to just jump in EXACTLY the right place. Simply clearing the cacti isn't enough. Plus a lot of bees show up right near the cacti and it's fofge or be stung.

Plus a lot of the things show up UNDERGROUND where it's impossible to get them.

Plus the game is dull and repetitive.

[powerUP]

Fishy squares

It reminds me of Fishy, only there's a time limit, your points decrease, and the controls are like rollerblading on ice. There's no grip and a tap with the button just sends you flying all over the place.

[Zombieman]

Yawn...

Who'd have thought zombies could be so boring? And the people you shoot do nothing.

[Bars of Black and White]

Woah

It's like all those films where your whole life is a lie and stuff. I didn't fully understand the end, but that's me.

It's pretty creepy, in a good way. You should make more in the series, deeper and longer.

[Clinically Obese SMB]

This sucks

This sucks. How can you call it a 'game'? And it's not even funny. Why couldn't you have made power-ups come out of the boxes? Like burgers, to start out skinny and weak, and get fat and invincible. And then die of a heart attack or something.

And I'm not fat.

You just suck.

This was about as entertaining as eating my own shit.

[Oiligarchy]

It's raining oil!

It's okay, but it gets repetitive. You need more places to drill in the world, and more issues. And why CAN'T I drill under that palace? It's a beautiful big reserve but I can't get to it.

[IceScape 2]

*sighs*

There's nothing wrong with muzzles, but whever I enter puzzles, I can find no way to get out of it. Thus I'm stuck on the first one. There are no arrows pointing away from it orinstructions on how to do so. Now I don't mind puzzles, but when you can't even get away from it after it's complete, that's a bit... well... daft. Maybe I'm missing something but I've tried pressing buttons and they don't work.

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[Escape from Crystal Lake]

Neato!

I liked the game, even if it was a little too short and easy. It would have been nice to have a few secret things, like more blood and bodies everywhere. Because everybody loves bodies savagely mutilated with a machete. Oh, and I watch AVGN, so I got the joke if you lose at the game within a game.

Hey, how about you do Halloween? It's a long time since I saw it, but I'm sure you could pull an Escape from Mike Myers somehow.

[The Last Stand 2]

Hurrah! Zombies!

Well, I completed this on my third try. I liked it, but I wish there were more survivors. I mean, there were loads last time. Now they've all been turned into zombies.

Land mines are the best trap, btw. I like that. But what's with all those houses that you can't explore?

Waste those zombies!