ultrabitch's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[PALADIN: the Game]

Meh

Stupidly hard. Even the first undead dogs were too hard to kill and found it too easy to kill you. And attack speed is just too slow, making it even harder.

[Mahjong Burger]

Neato!

That was cool. But it would be cool if the background colours were more accurate on the health of the food. Say the salad was coloured green and the hamburgers red? And so on? And also, I'd like to see more points for serving food.

[Ingenous Personality Quiz]

Party Animal

It's okay. And I believe it, because my dad is a workaholic and I hate him.

It seems kinda random, but also fun.

[>>> WRATH II <<<]

I don't think you can kill Satan

I think the only way to kill Satan is with a lightning bolt and a hay bomb under him on the last level.

Nothing else seems to affect him, not the Angel of death or even setting him on fire.

And blasphemers need to blaspheme longer. And why don't you get respect for killing off satan worshippers?

[Castle Crashing the Beard]

Why's it have to be so hard?

The head doesn't even get stunned by anything you do. It never stops atttacking. And the Magic is worthless.

Also, the controls are like I've got glue under the keyboard. I can't hardly do a thing. It's too hard to dodge lazer attacks and even to get on the platforms.

And I don't get the falling bread.

[Dragon Wizard]

Too hard

It's a fun game, but you should have difficulty options. It's far too hard right now - why some things can kill you with just two hits. And there's so many of them!

[Adventures Of Gyro Atoms]

Go away.

Pathetically dull. Just another platform game. The controls were slippy and you never knew what to do. Also, the sound was a bitch.

[Nightmare House]

Well, I liked the bathroom...

The holy water quest is a bit unfair. It's too hard to dodge Freddy's towel since there's no warning to his whips. And you don't get any chance at re-trying it; you have to start the game all over again.

And why can't the kitchen flood with blood too when you turn on its taps?

[Escape from Elm Street]

Yeah, it's okay

It's just a shame that making all the blood run from all the taps didn't flood the place.

[Head Explosion Madness]

Ugh...

Pathetic. You don't have to do anything. Just tap the mic gently. The only fun of the game is seeing how high you get the blood pressure without exploding.